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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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