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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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