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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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