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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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