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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Trotsky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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