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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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