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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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