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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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