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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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