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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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