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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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