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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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