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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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