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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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