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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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