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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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