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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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