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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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