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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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