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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Lola eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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