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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rosie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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