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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rosie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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