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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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