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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Akira eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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