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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Spock eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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