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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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