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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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