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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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