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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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