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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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