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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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