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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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