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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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