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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Worf eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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