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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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