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Pet death
My
aunt
Betty
had their beloved pet
hamster 🐹
Princess
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a turkey 🦃
a velociraptor 🦖
an elephant 🐘
a cheetah 😺
a bear 🐻
a crocodile 🐊
a venomous snake 🐍
a bull 🐮
a lion 🦁
a lynx 😺
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