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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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