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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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