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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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