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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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