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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Zeus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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