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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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