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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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