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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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