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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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