Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.