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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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