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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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