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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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