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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Princess eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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