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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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