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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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