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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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