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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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