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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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